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October 28, 2010

Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am...

October 28, 2010

Me fail English? That’s unpossible. You know, the one with all the well meaning rules...

October 28, 2010

I’m a thing. I am Singing Wind, Chief of the Martians. This is the worst...

October 28, 2010

But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You’re from two different worlds… Oh,...

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Oct 28

How to Win Your Audience’s Attention

Let’s say you’re driving down the freeway at 65mph and you see the roadside plastered with advertising posters on both sides. Some small, some large, all meant in some measure to cause you to remember...

Oct 28

The lesson is, never try.

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. . And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a...

Oct 28

Standing our From the Crowd

Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman — and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort...

Oct 28

Son, a woman is like a beer.

Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you’d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can’t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman! I’ve...