9 Posts  •  November 1, 2010  •  WPBundle

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Robot 1-X, save my friends! And Zoidberg! All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that’s why I’m transferring to business school! Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men. I could if you hadn’t turned on the light and shut off my stereo. There’s no part of that sentence I didn’t like! I had more, but you go ahead. Who are you, my warranty?! Bender, we’re trying our best.

Why not indeed! Oh dear! She’s stuck in an infinite loop, and he’s an idiot! Well, that’s love for you. Oh, but you can. But you may have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. And by “devil”, I mean Robot Devil. And by “metaphorically”, I mean get your coat. Okay, I like a challenge.

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You don’t know how to do any of those. [introducing himself] I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan! Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. Hey! I’m a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think? It may comfort you to know that Fry’s death took only fifteen seconds, yet the pain was so intense, that it felt to him like fifteen years. And it goes without saying, it caused him to empty his bowels. Can I use the gun?

Yeah, lots of people did. I barely knew Philip, but as a clergyman I have no problem telling his most intimate friends all about him. Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar.

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Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it. Please do not offer my god a peanut. I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix. I didn’t get rich by signing checks.

Human contact: the final frontier. Hi. I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self-help tapes as “Smoke Yourself Thin” and “Get Some Confidence, Stupid!” Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about! You don’t win friends with salad. I’ll be back. You can’t keep the Democrats out of the White House forever, and when they get in, I’m back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies.

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  1. Reply Chad Mueller

    Really good post but gives a narrow perception of UX. The value of user experience design is not limited to the web or even the world of digital. High quality User experience is relevant to many other areas of design such as product or device design, communication design (specifically way finding) and design for the built environment etc.

  2. Reply WPBundle

    Far from being useless, Boris, I think this article provides a really interesting perspective on usability testing

    I especially like the somewhat unorthodox “what if” suggestions, and the point that the “hard way” may actually have some perceived advantage for the user. Perhaps the same old usability guidelines, reiterated over and over, actually limit our thinking – and limited thinking is a main cause of bad usability!

  3. Reply Steve Avery

    Hey, you add a one and two zeros to that or we walk! No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own! Why would a robot need to drink? Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died. Morbo can’t understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that’s shaped like a man wearing a hat.

  4. Reply Scorpiono

    I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Shinier than yours, meatbag. Professor, make a woman out of me. Well, then good news! It’s a suppository.

    And from now on you’re all named Bender Jr. She also liked to shut up! Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money!

  5. Reply Murat Baturay

    Just testing.

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