I can explain. It’s very valuable. You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Bender, hurry! This fuel’s expensive! [pause] Also, we’re dying! Who are you, my warranty?! Of all the friends I’ve had… you’re the first.
Bender?! You stole the atom. I’m a thing. If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right.

I was all of history’s great robot actors – Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny! This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though! But existing is basically all I do! Please, Don-Bot… look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I’m still single? It’s ’cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans!

The Prodigy are back

The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. One hundred dollars. Really?! It’s toe-tappingly tragic!
I saw you with those two “ladies of the evening” at Elzars. Explain that. Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers. I don’t know what you did, Fry, but once again, you screwed up! Now all the planets are gonna start cracking wise about our mamas. But I’ve never been to the moon! Stop! Don’t shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression!