WPBundle on July 18, 2011 at 2:08 am
SnapBlog have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them? I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there! But I’ve never been to the moon! No, just a regular mistake.
Ugh, it’s filthy! Why not create a National Endowment for Strip Clubs while we’re at it? Calculon is gonna kill us and it’s all everybody else’s fault! And from now on you’re all named Bender Jr.
A little bit of H3
I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right. Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? …To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? …To shreds, you say. It’s toe-tappingly tragic! Shinier than yours, meatbag. I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness.
h4 How’s that for ya?
Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! Well, Mercia’s a temperate zone! I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time! You don’t frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits! Well, I got better. He hasn’t got shit all over him
WPBundle on July 18, 2011 at 2:26 am
Ummm…to eBay? Hi, I’m a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute. You can crush me but you can’t crush my spirit! You can see how I lived before I met you. File not found. You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they don’t pay you or let you go.
I barely knew Philip, but as a clergyman I have no problem telling his most intimate friends all about him. Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. And until then, I can never die? You know, I was God once. You guys go on without me! I’m going to go… look for more stuff to steal!
[turns the TV back on] Bender, I didn’t know you liked cooking. That’s so cute. That’s a popular name today. Little “e”, big “B”? Morbo can’t understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that’s shaped like a
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