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Bentley Reportedly to Expand Continental Range With Special Editions

WPBundle — Sun, 21 Nov 2010 13:17:02 +0000

Im allergic to bee stings. They cause me to, uh, die. Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish! A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds…it makes ice. Hi. I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self-help tapes as “Smoke Yourself Thin” and “Get Some Confidence, Stupid!” Oh, a *sarcasm* detector. Oh, that’s a *really* useful invention! Save me, Jeebus. How could you?! Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies?

For fun? Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze. The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity… …And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night.

Oh A Sarcasm Detector

Oh, a *sarcasm* detector. Oh, that’s a *really* useful invention! Uh, no, they’re saying “Boo-urns, Boo-urns.” I don’t like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there’s too many fat children. What good is money if it can’t inspire terror in your fellow man? When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun. You don’t win friends with salad.

That’s About all, I think

Donuts. Is there anything they can’t do? Homer no function beer well without. Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city! He is the cancer and I am the…uh…what cures cancer? No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it.

Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen. Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry? No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it. Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about! “Thank the Lord”? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school. God has no place within these walls, just like facts don’t have a place within an organized religion.

2011 Porsche Cayenne S Hybrid to hit U.S. dealers in November

WPBundle — Tue, 09 Nov 2010 13:02:50 +0000

I prefer a vehicle that doesn’t hurt Mother Earth. It’s a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction. How could you?! Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze. Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. Oh, I’m in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I don’t have to listen to myself. I’m drunk.

He didn’t give you gay, did he? Did he?! Me fail English? That’s unpossible. Brace yourselves gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is… Love!? Who’s been screwing with this thing? Whoa, slow down there, maestro. There’s a *New* Mexico? Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman — and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.

Where does that Leave us?

You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don’t work out in real life, uh, Christianity. Thank you, steal again. A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel. Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!

Honda Boosts Insight Fuel Economy by Lengthening Start-Stop Ability?

WPBundle — Sun, 07 Nov 2010 13:04:54 +0000

Oh, so they have Internet on computers now! I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn. You don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way. Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1…2. Hi. I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self-help tapes as “Smoke Yourself Thin” and “Get Some Confidence, Stupid!” Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds!

But with the blast shield down, I can’t even see! How am I supposed to fight? I’m surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself. I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I’m getting too old for this sort of thing.

Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me? How could you?! Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze. Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.

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That’s a Pretty Awesome Thought

That’s About all, I think

I was saying “Boo-urns.” Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? *Why did I have the bowl?* No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it. Inflammable means flammable? What a country.

Lotus Reportedly Brought In For Chassis Work On New Vauxhall Astra VXR

WPBundle — Wed, 03 Nov 2010 13:40:02 +0000

I didn’t get rich by signing checks. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel. Your questions have become more redundant and annoying than the last three “Highlander” movies. Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone.

Please do not offer my god a peanut. Old people don’t need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use. I was saying “Boo-urns.” Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it. I prefer a vehicle that doesn’t hurt Mother Earth. It’s a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction.

Quote: You don’t like your job, you don’t strike.

Oh A Sarcasm Detector

That’s About all, I think

Maximum Balloon- “Groove Me” (Director’s Cut)

WPBundle — Mon, 01 Nov 2010 22:45:41 +0000

I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn. Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot. You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don’t work out in real life, uh, Christianity. I’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world.

Short Film ‘The Black Hole’

WPBundle — Mon, 01 Nov 2010 22:42:58 +0000

Fire can be our friend; whether it’s toasting marshmallows or raining down on Charlie. [answering the phone] Ahoy hoy? Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. I didn’t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks *and* blows.

The Sun (feat. Nili) – Villeneuve

WPBundle — Mon, 01 Nov 2010 22:41:36 +0000

Skyence – INSCT

WPBundle — Mon, 01 Nov 2010 22:37:20 +0000

A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner. Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold. How could you?! Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze.

Hyundai Equus Mummbles and Dubs its way to SEMA

WPBundle — Mon, 01 Nov 2010 12:59:55 +0000

Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree. You’re going back for the Countess, aren’t you? I meant ‘physically’. Look, perhaps you could let me work for a little food? I could clean the floors or paint a fence, or service you sexually? I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there!

I’m sorry, guys. I never meant to hurt you. Just to destroy everything you ever believed in. Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way? Leela, are you alright? You got wanged on the head. Now what? You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they don’t pay you or let you go.

Oh A Sarcasm Detector

That’s About all, I think

Quote: Please do not offer my god a peanut.

[introducing himself] I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan! [having quickly written a book to trap the Big Brain in] There, now he’s trapped in a book I wrote: a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors! It’s just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you? With gusto.

How much did you make me? And yet you haven’t said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you? That could be ‘my’ beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. Daylight and everything. Ow, my spirit!

Also Zoidberg. That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him! Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy. Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems. We can’t compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral!