Let’s Find Something Positive

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Here We Go Again

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Jump Around, Jump Around!

A partnership including Yorkshire Water and Surfers against Sewage is planning to double the county’s “excellent” ratings, bringing the EU’s blue flag to all eight main resorts.

A five-year programme along 50 miles of largely sandy shoreline, from the artists’ village of Staithes to Withernsea, on the crumbling coast of Holderness, will also clean up Europe’s secondary category of rural beaches at coves such as Boggle Hole near Robin Hood’s Bay.

I call it luck. No! Alderaan is peaceful. We have no weapons. You can’t possibly… What?! You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away! Alderaan? I’m not going to Alderaan. I’ve got to go home. It’s late, I’m in for it as it is.

You don’t believe in the Force, do you? I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There’s nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. As you wish.

Red Five standing by. Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get a transport there to Mos Eisley or wherever you’re going. You mean it controls your actions? The Force is strong with this one. I have you now. She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod. Send a detachment down to retrieve them, and see to it personally, Commander. There’ll be no one to stop us this time! Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone.

What!? Your eyes can deceive you. Don’t trust them. I’m surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself. I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Still, she’s got a lot of spirit. I don’t know, what do you think? You think a princess and a guy like me- Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct. But with the blast shield down, I can’t even see! How am I supposed to fight?

The First Howl

The first wolf howl is special. It certainly makes you look up. I won’t claim that it made the hair stand up on the back of my neck. I will say it was eerie and beautiful and utterly unforgettable. A second howl came, and maybe a third. And the sound echoed off the valley sides before it died away in a mournful diminuendo.

That was when I glanced down and saw the tracks. If there is no mistaking a wolf’s cry, there is certainly no possibility of error when it comes to the creature’s footprints. I squatted down, put my hand on the snow and found the print was both longer and wider. We were going in the same direction, too. A little further down the road, the valley was closing in and I saw deep tracks running down the hillside on the right, lots of them, all clearly wolves. On the left side of the road there was fur lying in clumps: grey crinkly hairs with a reddish tint.

Loving This

This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! Kids don’t turn rotten just from watching TV. I don’t know what you did, Fry, but once again, you screwed up! Now all the planets are gonna start cracking wise about our mamas.

Shut up and get to the point! Okay, it’s 500 dollars, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can’t hold the charge and the reception isn’t very good. I don’t know what you did, Fry, but once again, you screwed up! Now all the planets are gonna start cracking wise about our mamas. OK, this has gotta stop. I’m going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? No! Don’t jump!

In the end, TripAdvisor staff ended up facing a barrage of tricky questions from hoteliers, bed and breakfast owners and restaurateurs who expressed anger and frustration at the way the website operates.

It’s Headquarters is Just one Massive Computer

One B&B owner, John Holder, left the master-class at the Park Plaza Hotel at Westminster Bridge comparing the US-based organisation – unfavourably – to the Catholic Church. “It extends itself globally looking for money to send to Rome – or rather America,” he said.

“It treats owners as if it is far above them, in another world. I can’t help feeling its headquarters is just one massive computer.”

TripAdvisor describes itself as the world’s biggest travel review site and claims 5m people across the globe look at its 40m reviews and opinions every day.

But there is concern among many British hoteliers that the site does not do enough to monitor and remove what they see as unfair reports. A company specialising in protecting online reputations, KwikChex, has been inviting disenchanted hoteliers to join a class action against TripAdvisor – and has had hundreds of people say they want to take part.

The event at the Park Plaza was the opening salvo in a campaign by TripAdvisor to make itself appear less distant.

Not Too Sure About That

Karen Plumb, commercial director of business listings for Europe, the Middle East and Africa, accepted that not everyone was “wholly delighted” with TripAdvisor. She said some people felt “powerless” that they were not in control of their online reputation. Plumb said owners would now be able to contact the organisation via telephone – a common complaint is that they have to fill in a standard form on the site and receive generic responses – and she highlighted the “owner centre” that allows those dissatisfied with reviews to respond.

Among the first to ask questions was Jamie Butler, who helps run a yurt village and fly fishery in Hampshire. He expressed concern over the case of a customer who demanded money in exchange for not posting a bad review on TripAdvisor. Butler said he could not find a way of contacting TripAdvisor to tell them what had happened.

Alan Gillam, the owner of the Western Hotel in St Ives in Cornwall, said he felt it was unfair that one damning review could devastate small businesses like his. Other sites allow owners to get a certain number of reviews removed – but TripAdvisor’s stance is that would-be customers can see past the odd poor review if most are good. “It may have been just that it rained all week and a reviewer feels badly done by because the weather was bad,” said Gillam.

With many commentators predicting heated discussions between world leaders when they meet in Seoul later this week, Obama hit back at claims that the Federal Reserve risked destabilising the world economy through the $600bn. I’ll be back. You can’t keep the Democrats out of the White House forever, and when they get in, I’m back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies. Beer. Now there’s a temporary solution. Can’t you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we can’t be policing the entire city!

I don’t know what you did, Fry, but once again, you screwed up! Now all the planets are gonna start cracking wise about our mamas. OK, this has gotta stop. I’m going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? No! Don’t jump!

When I Held That Gun in My Hand

When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun. …And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night. Homer no function beer well without. Please do not offer my god a peanut. Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman.

This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! Kids don’t turn rotten just from watching TV. I don’t know what you did, Fry, but once again, you screwed up! Now all the planets are gonna start cracking wise about our mamas.

Shut up and get to the point! Okay, it’s 500 dollars, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can’t hold the charge and the reception isn’t very

Moving Forward & Looking Back

It may seem an odd move, to repeatedly play a version of yourself as negatively portrayed in the press, but it’s a mark of Coogan’s confidence as a performer that he can take the unflattering portraits and turn them to his own comedy. It’s also a smart way of not revealing or apologising for anything. “The stuff that’s been written about him in the tabloids doesn’t bother him as much as the people who write it would like to think it does,” says Brydon.

I’ll be back. You can’t keep the Democrats out of the White House forever, and when they get in, I’m back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies. Beer. Now there’s a temporary solution. Can’t you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we can’t be policing the entire city!

When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun.

…And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night. Homer no function beer well without. Please do not offer my god a peanut. Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman.

The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers. Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? You don’t believe in the Force, do you? I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base. Look, I ain’t in this for your revolution, and I’m not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I’m in it for the money.

I can’t get involved! I’ve got work to do! It’s not that I like the Empire, I hate it, but there’s nothing I can do about it right now. It’s such a long way from here. I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I’m getting too old for this sort of thing. Dantooine. They’re on Dantooine. You’re all clear, kid. Let’s blow this thing and go home!

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In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. Still, she’s got a lot of spirit. I don’t know, what do you think? You think a princess and a guy like me- Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. Red Five standing by. What!? You mean it controls your actions?

I find your lack of faith disturbing. Your eyes can deceive you. Don’t trust them. Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed. I’m trying not to, kid.

Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone. But with the blast shield down, I can’t even see! How am I supposed to fight?

The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him. I don’t know what you’re talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan–

We Need Rest

All right. Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that’s what you’re best at, ain’t it? No! Alderaan is peaceful. We have no weapons. You can’t possibly… Partially, but it also obeys your commands. You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away! I’m surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself.

The Force is strong with this one. I have you now. What good is a reward if you ain’t around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain’t my idea of courage. It’s more like…suicide. She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod. Send a detachment down to retrieve them, and see to it personally, Commander. There’ll be no one to stop us this time! A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.

We Need Rest

We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised. Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of ‘will’? Then we’ll go with that data file! Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. She also liked to shut up! Bender, this is Fry’s decision… and he made it wrong. So it’s time for us to interfere in his life.

Please do not offer my god a peanut. Old people don’t need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use. I was saying “Boo-urns.” Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it. I prefer a vehicle that doesn’t hurt Mother Earth. It’s a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction.

You don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way.

Oh A Sarcasm Detector

Oh, a *sarcasm* detector. Oh, that’s a *really* useful invention! Uh, no, they’re saying “Boo-urns, Boo-urns.” I don’t like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there’s too many fat children. What good is money if it can’t inspire terror in your fellow man? When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun. You don’t win friends with salad.

That’s About all, I think

Donuts. Is there anything they can’t do? Homer no function beer well without. Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city! He is the cancer and I am the…uh…what cures cancer? No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it.

For fun? Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze. The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity… …And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night.

Oh A Sarcasm Detector

Oh, a *sarcasm* detector. Oh, that’s a *really* useful invention! Uh, no, they’re saying “Boo-urns, Boo-urns.” I don’t like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there’s too many fat children. What good is money if it can’t inspire terror in your fellow man? When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun. You don’t win friends with salad.

That’s About all, I think

Donuts. Is there anything they can’t do? Homer no function beer well without. Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city! He is the cancer and I am the…uh…what cures cancer? No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it.

Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen. Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry? No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it. Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about! “Thank the Lord”? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school. God has no place within these walls, just like facts don’t have a place within an organized religion.

But with the blast shield down, I can’t even see! How am I supposed to fight? I’m surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself. I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I’m getting too old for this sort of thing.

Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me? How could you?! Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze. Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.

That’s a Pretty Awesome Thought

Oh, a *sarcasm* detector. Oh, that’s a *really* useful invention! Uh, no, they’re saying “Boo-urns, Boo-urns.” I don’t like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there’s too many fat children. What good is money if it can’t inspire terror in your fellow man? When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun. You don’t win friends with salad.

That’s About all, I think

Donuts. Is there anything they can’t do? Homer no function beer well without. Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city! He is the cancer and I am the…uh…what cures cancer? No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it.

I’m going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won’t be back for ten minutes! I was saying “Boo-urns.” Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? *Why did I have the bowl?* No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it. Inflammable means flammable? What a country.