Barack Obama has launched a strong defence of America’s latest bout of quantitative easing, ahead of the G20 summit in Korea.
With many commentators predicting heated discussions between world leaders when they meet in Seoul later this week, Obama hit back at claims that the Federal Reserve risked destabilising the world economy through the $600bn. I’ll be back. You can’t keep the Democrats out of the White House forever, and when they get in, I’m back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies. Beer. Now there’s a temporary solution. Can’t you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we can’t be policing the entire city!
I don’t know what you did, Fry, but once again, you screwed up! Now all the planets are gonna start cracking wise about our mamas. OK, this has gotta stop. I’m going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? No! Don’t jump!
When I Held That Gun in My Hand
When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun. …And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night. Homer no function beer well without. Please do not offer my god a peanut. Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman.
This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! Kids don’t turn rotten just from watching TV. I don’t know what you did, Fry, but once again, you screwed up! Now all the planets are gonna start cracking wise about our mamas.
Shut up and get to the point! Okay, it’s 500 dollars, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can’t hold the charge and the reception isn’t very
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#029 : November 12, 2010
Well, he’s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace “accidentally” with “repeatedly” and replace “dog” with “son.” Oh, I’m in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I don’t have to listen to myself. I’m drunk. Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark.
#030 : November 12, 2010
When will I learn? The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV! …And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night. Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
#031 : November 12, 2010
Kids, kids. I’m not going to die. That only happens to bad people. Your questions have become more redundant and annoying than the last three “Highlander” movies.