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Just once Id like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isnt bound and gagged. I dont want to be rescued. Whats with you kids? Every other day its food, food, food. Alright, Ill get you some stupid food. And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, whos gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go.

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Just once Id like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isnt bound and gagged. I dont want to be rescued. Whats with you kids? Every other day its food, food, food. Alright, Ill get you some stupid food. And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, whos gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go.

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For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored. I'm just glad my fat, ugly mama isn't alive to see this day.

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For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored. I'm just glad my fat, ugly mama isn't alive to see this day.

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For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored. I'm just glad my fat, ugly mama isn't alive to see this day.

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Just once Id like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isnt bound and gagged. I dont want to be rescued. Whats with you kids? Every other day its food, food, food. Alright, Ill get you some stupid food. And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, whos gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go.

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Robot 1-X, save my friends! And Zoidberg! All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that’s why I’m transferring to business school! Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men. I could if you hadn’t turned on the light and shut off my stereo. There’s no part of that sentence I didn’t like! I had more, but you go ahead. Who are you, my warranty?! Bender, we’re trying our best.

Why not indeed! Oh dear! She’s stuck in an infinite loop, and he’s an idiot! Well, that’s love for you. Oh, but you can. But you may have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. And by “devil”, I mean Robot Devil. And by “metaphorically”, I mean get your coat. Okay, I like a challenge.

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Written by WPBundle at 12:26 am on November 1, 2010

Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get a transport there to Mos Eisley or wherever you’re going. Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. Still, she’s got a lot of spirit. I don’t know, what do you think? You think a princess and a guy like me- As you wish. I can’t get involved! I’ve got work to do! It’s not that I like the Empire, I hate it, but there’s nothing I can do about it right now. It’s such a long way from here. I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct.

Partially, but it also obeys your commands. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There’s nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. You mean it controls your actions? Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. Your eyes can deceive you. Don’t trust them.

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Breathtaking Slow Shutter Photos

Written by WPBundle at 10:48 pm on October 31, 2010

Yeah, lots of people did. [turns off the TV] No, of course not. It was… uh… porno. Yeah, that’s it. Yes! In your face, Gandhi! Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun! Bender, this is Fry’s decision… and he made it wrong. So it’s time for us to interfere in his life. Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I’m still single? It’s ’cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans!

You’ve killed me! Oh, you’ve killed me! Isn’t it true that you have been paid for your testimony? I could if you hadn’t turned on the light and shut off my stereo. Son, as your lawyer, I declare y’all are in a 12-piece bucket o’ trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin’ up that ol’ mess you caused. Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I’m going to come back there and change your opinions manually! Yes! In your face, Gandhi!

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You Ever Tried Turning Off the TV

Written by WPBundle at 5:07 pm on October 31, 2010

A true inspiration for the children. Wow, you got that off the Internet? In my day, the Internet was only used to download pornography. We’ll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we’ll go home. And then the battle’s not so bad? I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?

Good news, everyone! There’s a report on TV with some very bad news! Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I’m still single? It’s ’cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans!

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